Job rant

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Re: Job rant

Postby orcbuster » Thu 16 Mar 2017 14:00

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orcbuster wrote:Well tomorrow I'll be bouncing alone at the daughter of the 4th richest man in Bergen 18th birthday. God help me.

Get tuned for feelin that good old c l a s s h a t r e d


I'm usually pretty mixed up about that stuff but tomorrow I am tempted to bring copies of das kapital and hide them around the place.

Oh well, my job there basically boil down to: check guest list and preventing drinking. That sounds like it could be fun. :twisted:
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Postby D-M » Thu 16 Mar 2017 16:26

Who could ever hate babyface ?
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Postby Doinize » Thu 16 Mar 2017 16:35

orcbuster wrote:
Doinize wrote:
orcbuster wrote:Well tomorrow I'll be bouncing alone at the daughter of the 4th richest man in Bergen 18th birthday. God help me.

Get tuned for feelin that good old c l a s s h a t r e d


I'm usually pretty mixed up about that stuff but tomorrow I am tempted to bring copies of das kapital and hide them around the place.

Oh well, my job there basically boil down to: check guest list and preventing drinking. That sounds like it could be fun. :twisted:


I'd go and hide printouts of that Marx quote about compassion, although that may be taken as a threat...
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Postby Razzmann » Thu 16 Mar 2017 19:39

orcbuster wrote:Well tomorrow I'll be bouncing alone at the daughter of the 4th richest man in Bergen 18th birthday. God help me.

Try not to kill anyone this time ;)

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Postby Vulcan 607 » Thu 16 Mar 2017 20:13

orcbuster wrote:Well tomorrow I'll be bouncing alone at the daughter of the 4th richest man in Bergen 18th birthday. God help me.


Just as long as you don't bounce on her! :lol:

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Re: Job rant

Postby Fade2Gray » Thu 16 Mar 2017 20:13

orcbuster wrote:Well tomorrow I'll be bouncing alone at the daughter of the 4th richest man in Bergen 18th birthday. God help me.

Oh dear, I deal with some pretty rich kids on the regular as of late, but the super-rich?

Good luck.

orcbuster wrote:Oh well, my job there basically boil down to: check guest list and preventing drinking. That sounds like it could be fun. :twisted:


Have fun randomly checking drinks. Rich kids have rather interesting things to slip into their cocktails.
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Postby orcbuster » Thu 16 Mar 2017 20:29

Fade2Gray wrote:Have fun randomly checking drinks. Rich kids have rather interesting things to slip into their cocktails.


Well daddy will be there as well so we'll see
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Postby Fade2Gray » Fri 17 Mar 2017 04:06

orcbuster wrote:
Fade2Gray wrote:Have fun randomly checking drinks. Rich kids have rather interesting things to slip into their cocktails.


Well daddy will be there as well so we'll see


Ah, in that case it should be rather tame. What is he worried about, stalkers showing up?
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Postby orcbuster » Fri 17 Mar 2017 04:18

Fade2Gray wrote:
orcbuster wrote:
Fade2Gray wrote:Have fun randomly checking drinks. Rich kids have rather interesting things to slip into their cocktails.


Well daddy will be there as well so we'll see


Ah, in that case it should be rather tame. What is he worried about, stalkers showing up?


Underage drinking.

Drinking regulation people have a habit of turning up unannounced a lot here in Bergen and rule with a reign of terror by having way higher standards than what we usually enforce, Fortunately they are easy to spot (only people drinking coffee) and we they can't act if we throw out the people they frown upon within half an hour. Never had any issues with them as word is spread by SMS the instant they are spotted on the town.

The place leased for the party is not allowed to serve alcohol at this party because minors will be there and will be shut down if alcohol is discovered on the premises, hence why they hire us.
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Re: Job rant

Postby orcbuster » Sat 18 Mar 2017 00:51

TFW a 18 year old girl throws up on my shoes and I'm in a suit. FML.
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