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Re: Military humour

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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Thu 24 Nov 2016 11:14

Shamelessly stolen from Terminal Lance.

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Re: Military humour

Postby Vulcan 607 » Mon 5 Dec 2016 22:21

So this is why fade got discharged
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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Tue 6 Dec 2016 20:22

Vulcan 607 wrote:So this is why fade got discharged


You mean kicked out of Combat Arms? :P

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Par for course for the shit discussed in my guntruck for my 3rd deployment.
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Re: Military humour

Postby Vulcan 607 » Tue 6 Dec 2016 21:53

Fade2Gray wrote:
Vulcan 607 wrote:So this is why fade got discharged


You mean kicked out of Combat Arms? :P

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Par for course for the shit discussed in my guntruck for my 3rd deployment.


Shit that's twisted even by my dark standards

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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Tue 6 Dec 2016 23:26

Vulcan 607 wrote:
Fade2Gray wrote:Par for course for the shit discussed in my guntruck for my 3rd deployment.


Shit that's twisted even by my dark standards



You simply don't hear anything anywhere as fucked up as you do in the US military. Some of my best troops told me shit that blew my mind, and I thought I had seen and heard it all while growing up.

Shit got really real whenever I had to haul around the chaplain's assistant. The things that he let slip...
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Re: Military humour

Postby another505 » Tue 6 Dec 2016 23:35

Fade2Gray wrote:
Shit got really real whenever I had to haul around the chaplain's assistant. The things that he let slip...

:shock:


I guess that is where your necrophilia came from


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Re: Military humour

Postby Grabbed_by_the_Spets » Wed 7 Dec 2016 03:46

Vulcan 607 wrote:Shit that's twisted even by my dark standards


That's an ooollld joke, heard alongside the whole "What's the worst part of eating a vegetable" joke.
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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Thu 8 Dec 2016 03:59

Grabbed_by_the_Spets wrote:
Vulcan 607 wrote:Shit that's twisted even by my dark standards


That's an ooollld joke, heard alongside the whole "What's the worst part of eating a vegetable" joke.


Remember, jokes tend to have a firm basis in reality.
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