Texas, WTF? y u do dis?

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Postby Countess Bathory » Fri 8 May 2015 02:31

Killertomato wrote:This is my favorite bit of texas-themed fiction:

The Texas-Israeli War: 1999

By the early 1990s a fanatical Irish government had declared war on Britain, conquered Northern Ireland, and expelled the Protestants from that region. In August 1992, Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.

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Re: Texas, WTF? y u do dis?

Postby Fade2Gray » Fri 8 May 2015 02:51

Lord Helmchen wrote:I still don't get how Texan citizens are afraid of the US Army.

If they'd really "attack" Texas, they wouldn't come far...

Texas still has him

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Postby Kraxis » Fri 8 May 2015 02:59

Well, only two things can kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, and Bruce Lee is dead.
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Postby Bullfrog » Fri 8 May 2015 03:06

Kraxis wrote:Well, only two things can kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, and Bruce Lee is dead.


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Postby Lord Helmchen » Fri 8 May 2015 12:53

Fade2Gray wrote:
Lord Helmchen wrote:I still don't get how Texan citizens are afraid of the US Army.

If they'd really "attack" Texas, they wouldn't come far...

Texas still has him

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Well, which one of those two are alive. ;)
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Re: Texas, WTF? y u do dis?

Postby D-M » Fri 8 May 2015 13:18

Countess Bathory wrote:
Killertomato wrote:This is my favorite bit of texas-themed fiction:

The Texas-Israeli War: 1999

By the early 1990s a fanatical Irish government had declared war on Britain, conquered Northern Ireland, and expelled the Protestants from that region. In August 1992, Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.

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Their tanks, Centurions, which Sol designed, are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers. His squadron is ordered across the Red River into Texas to take part in an assault on the Dalworthington metro area; his mercenaries dance the horah as they wait to cross the river. Encountering only light resistance, they push towards Dallas. Sol leads the column in his tank, the Wrath of Jehovah.


En route they encounter a band of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chests.

Clairewood celebrates with Sol, Myra, and Brown over bottles of Coca-Cola, no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.
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Re: Texas, WTF? y u do dis?

Postby Lord Helmchen » Fri 8 May 2015 13:22

D-M wrote:
Countess Bathory wrote:
Killertomato wrote:This is my favorite bit of texas-themed fiction:

The Texas-Israeli War: 1999

By the early 1990s a fanatical Irish government had declared war on Britain, conquered Northern Ireland, and expelled the Protestants from that region. In August 1992, Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.

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Their tanks, Centurions, which Sol designed, are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers. His squadron is ordered across the Red River into Texas to take part in an assault on the Dalworthington metro area; his mercenaries dance the horah as they wait to cross the river. Encountering only light resistance, they push towards Dallas. Sol leads the column in his tank, the Wrath of Jehovah.


En route they encounter a band of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chests.

Clairewood celebrates with Sol, Myra, and Brown over bottles of Coca-Cola, no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.

Read it yesterday.

Pretty fucked up, Star Wars is more realistic. :lol:
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Postby Yakhont » Fri 8 May 2015 13:29

Why Texas so unhappy? Do they give more money to the Federal budget than they receive?
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Re: Texas, WTF? y u do dis?

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