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Re: Military humour

Postby orcbuster » Tue 13 Dec 2016 02:37

I prefer the old classics

how do you seperate the men from the boys in the RN?

With a crowbar.

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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Fri 23 Dec 2016 21:41

Haha haha, oh War is Boring never fails me.

https://warisboring.com/piloting-drones ... 92289d8b8d
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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:05

Something to get you in the mood for Xmas.

Top’s Night Before Xmas.
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
The phone rings at my house,
PVT. Jones ws shit-faced,
in a fight with his spouse.
I rose from my bed,
grabbed my car keys,
And rushed through the night,
to meet the MPs.
Not my first call,
last night it was King,
Molesting a waitress,
from Buff’lo Wild Wings,
At 5 AM, there was Jones,
wearing nothing but shoes,
Wand’ring the motor pool,
on Ambien and booze.
Oh, we can’t forget Kane,
sloppy-drunk and Irate,
Tried to drive his Mustang,
through the front gate.
We’ll need to do counselling,
on PVT McChord,
He’s been charging up shit,
that he can’t afford.
Now an article 15,
down the chimney for White,
Who got caught stuffing the stocking,
of another Joe’s Wife.
Nobody’ed seen Smith,
for at least three damn days,
But we found him at Sharky’s,
no one was amazed.
I scooped them all up,
along with SGT Schweitzer,
Who had just set the record,
on the Ft. Bragg Breathalyzer.
They’re now safe back on post,
passed out in their beds,
With visions of single mothers,
dancing on poles in their heads.
St. Nick doesn’t stop often,
here in the ‘Ville,
With the naughty boys here,
I doubt that he will.
I love my little minions,
tho’ they drink, and they fight,
and rouse me from bed,
on a cold winter’s night.
Not how I wanted,
to spend Christmas day,
But that’s is why I get,
First Sergeant pay.
With the headaches and hassles,
this job is still great,
but next year, I think,
I’ll take leave out of state…
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Re: Military humour

Postby another505 » Thu 29 Dec 2016 22:14

Fade2Gray wrote:Haha haha, oh War is Boring never fails me.

https://warisboring.com/piloting-drones ... 92289d8b8d

Its literally boring this time :D
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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Tue 10 Jan 2017 07:45

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/15413 ... 458fa0c9c8

How I Became a Shammer: The Part Of The Army That Was Not Shown In Commercials

Bahahahahahahaha I just ordered this. This is going to be a great book, I just know it.
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Re: Military humour

Postby Fade2Gray » Thu 2 Feb 2017 22:43


Jedi level mind fuckery.
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Re: Military humour

Postby D-M » Thu 2 Feb 2017 23:31

They all looks like kids. :/
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