So whats going on?

[Leopardi]

Connection lost, nobody can play atm

[ArkHam330]

A patch is probably up.

They choose to apply the patch on a tuesday morning considering that people should have better things to do than playing the game. Well apparently not everyone ^^ (applies to you and me)

[[EUG]MadMat]

Mayb htat:

We will perform a server maintenance tomorrow (May 6th) morning (GMT +1), from 10 to 11 AM.

Although you will still be able to launch the game, you won't be able to connect to the server, hence won't be able to play multiplayer games.

To check the schedule where you are, click here.

As announced here:
viewtopic.php?f=112&t=44907

[loosebruce]

Goddamit your thread title now has made me get this stuck in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

[Dux]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

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