Wargame drinking game

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Mike » Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:46

orcbuster wrote:
DeckCheney wrote:Every time intoxicantion has caused you to make tactical perception errors in wargame- - snort crystal meth.


Urban myth, everyone knows alcohol makes you a bettter player.


Ulysses S. Grant confirms this.
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby KattiValk » Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:02

Every time a lobby has one team filled and the other team empty > Drink.

I think I have a drinking problem now.

Mike wrote:Everytime someone says something racist in Warchat - DRINK.

And don't you pussy out on me after 5 mintues! :mrgreen:
What about Swastika spam? Or maybe massive text art Putin spam? :lol:

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Razzmann » Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:20

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what about stuff like this? :D

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby GARGEAN » Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:49

kiheerSEDMAN wrote:
Every time you see an MG3 > Drink.

Oh screw this, I will die at first match with Euro/Scandi.
kvasius wrote:Everytime you see GRU in BTR-90's - drink.

My own count? If yes - bie my liver.

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby kvasius » Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:53

Or US flags, drawn with #OTAN and #POL spam?
If the point is to get drunk...
DECK:
If you have good tanks - drink
If you have some good inf - drink
If you have good AA - drink
If you have logi tab that makes sense - drink
If you have some helos - drink
If you have OK planes - drink
If you have some gut vehicles... drink?
If you have recon - drink once per slot
If you have a coalition deck, drink once for each country in it
If you dont have any of this.... You're already drunk.

And yes, your units counts.

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby KattiValk » Sun 1 Nov 2015 00:11

Razzmann wrote:-snip-
It needs color and extra meme sauce added.

GARGEAN wrote:Oh screw this, I will die at first match with Euro/Scandi.
Don't forget the tanks and transports too!

kvasius wrote:DECK
More like;
-If you have an OOTF unit > Drink.
-If you have more SF than line infantry > Drink.
-If you have strategic assets > Drink.
-If you have a unit that was already out of service by 1980 > Drink.

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby kvasius » Sun 1 Nov 2015 00:19

kiheerSEDMAN wrote:
kvasius wrote:DECK
More like;
-If you have an OOTF unit > Drink.
-If you have more SF than line infantry > Drink.
-If you have strategic assets > Drink.
-If you have a unit that was already out of service by 1980 > Drink.


It was more in ideas of it's usefulness. But that'll do too, I think?
Anyway only this and lobbygaming would be enough for me to get drunk.
Also, dont forget about infamous last man slot in lobbies.
And prototype units.
Bad there's actually no good beer here where I am. Or was it spelled bear?

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Mike » Sun 1 Nov 2015 02:28

kiheerSEDMAN wrote:
Mike wrote:Everytime someone says something racist in Warchat - DRINK.

And don't you pussy out on me after 5 mintues! :mrgreen:
What about Swastika spam? Or maybe massive text art Putin spam? :lol:


Oh, of course it counts! :lol:
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby MILINTarctrooper » Sun 1 Nov 2015 04:00

Would you like the T-34/85 Vodka Delivery Service? :D

I count at least 60 shots at least....X however much ammo they carry....DRINK COMRADES.
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Falcrack » Sun 1 Nov 2015 06:00

Join a lobby with 10/20 players, see all 10 on one side, all with 60%+ win rates

Drink

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