Wargame drinking game

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby another505 » Sun 1 Nov 2015 07:15

Here's a few

- Suicide Bomber/atgm planes - drink

- Random CV sniping - drink

- ATACM and Tos-1 used by scrubs- drink and break the bottle

-Super Tryhard game with 20 mortars in total on the whole map firing at every target that can be seen - drink 20 shots

- Helo rush in the end trying to save themselves- drink a can of light beer

- Your infantry dancing around buildings, never getting in while getting shot - drink french wine

- teammate trying to rush alone, overextending themselves and getting bombed to death then blames you - drink german beer

- Never ending waves of RD reserve infantry - drink chinese snake wine
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby another505 » Sun 1 Nov 2015 07:16

Mike wrote:
Razzmann wrote:Everytime [*AY] is pubstomping - drink

(Note: you have to find out for yourself for which letter '*' stands)


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Its "G" in case you're wondering :lol:
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Bollywood Baloney » Sun 1 Nov 2015 07:39

We need to focus on the real game, the deck screen

OOTF French unit - drink

Out of scale US unit - drink

Underpriced Soviet unit - drink

Overmodeled German MG - drink

Overpriced Commonwealth unit - drink

North Korean unit that was once good but has been nerfed into the ground - drink

Unicorn Scandi unit - drink

Finish the bottle when you see a unit brroleg has made a buff/nerf thread for

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby APSinc » Sun 1 Nov 2015 09:35

Honestly guys, I would be done before the end of the first drink.

I can't take more than a few sips of alcohol without feeling short of breath or pukey.

But, then again, this was a drinking game, and no one said what kind of drink! I choose shots of...




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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby GARGEAN » Sun 1 Nov 2015 11:12

Bollywood Baloney wrote:Underpriced Soviet unit - drink

Eh... Is there enough of them to get at least a little drunk?

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby minfaer » Sun 1 Nov 2015 12:54

GARGEAN wrote:
Bollywood Baloney wrote:Underpriced Soviet unit - drink

Eh... Is there enough of them to get at least a little drunk?

Nope, I dont think so. As with overmodeled German MG - There's a reason the whole world is buying those things. And the Rafale and Cesar wont get you drunk on their own.

Someone drops out of the game during the loading screen, everyone has to wait and one by one leaves: drink.
Someone napalm-blocks in the beginning: drink.

Every time your suicide bomber returns unexpectedly: A toast to malfunctioning IADS
When your choppers with your elite inf are hovering above the ground, but stubbornly refuse to land, then get stunned and take off again, leaving the cover behind the buildings and getting killed, drink!
When your Superheavy get sideshoted: You're propably already drunk. Drink to commemorate it.


Every time a game is decided by superior skill: Toast to the enemy team and drink up
Every time a game is decided by stupid spam: Insult the other team and drink up
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby DeckCheney » Sun 1 Nov 2015 14:18

Everytime the game comes down the the hero charge of your last OP unit- smoke crack and start chanting Koran verses.
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby nWODT_Niack » Sun 1 Nov 2015 16:07

B-5/Napalm opening : one drink per plane.

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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Fade2Gray » Sun 1 Nov 2015 16:33

When someone pings more than twice within 3 seconds - drink

When someone ping spams a dozen times in desperate hope to somehow get help - drink.

For every person in a match with racist/Nazi/sexist name upon game start - take a drink. *

* Use with caution in 10v10 matches
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Re: Wargame drinking game

Postby Mike » Sun 1 Nov 2015 17:05

minfaer wrote:
GARGEAN wrote:
Bollywood Baloney wrote:Underpriced Soviet unit - drink

Eh... Is there enough of them to get at least a little drunk?

Nope, I dont think so. As with overmodeled German MG - There's a reason the whole world is buying those things.


Just as many countries bought PKMs, RPKs and Minimis.
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