Thank you, we take pride in our cooking and terrible driving.
drivers are fine here too. I meant hell as in my extended family, they are driving me nuts, all indecisive yet vocal in their opinion, all with differing demands, and i am the only one in the 7 who can speak fluent english (1 of them was meh in english and another could only speak basics with heavy accent )
so i have to translate all the time but they never listen as one of them likes to never listen and just ask me again....... one has hearing problems, and all 6 of them likes to take photos with their phone as they walk so a 3 min walk can go to 10 minute, so they are all around the fucking place taking pics as i try to explain them the situation.
freaking eh, i felt like smashing my skull on a wall this morning. We went to pike market in seattle, i explained to them the plan the night before, we go there early, walk around the markets for like ~20 min before the clam chowder place opens at 11am, eat there, and then go to the gum wall and leave. They accepted my plans, alright, great! Got there, we walk together reaaaaallly fucking slow as they take photos endlessly with their iphones, then they decide to split. We splitted into 4 out of nowhere and went their separate ways. So i go and get food by myself, and extremely disappointed ( i love seafoods) that i couldnt eat clam chowder because it was already packed thanks to their photography session. When we group together, they asked me, whats for lunch and where's the gum wall. I felt like bitch slapping all my relatives since IT WAS MY FUCKING PLAN TO GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT THEY DECIDED TO SPLIT. I gave them all the cold shoulders and decided to go to the museum of pop culture so i can walk alone. Really enjoyed my silence.
A little revenge since none of them, could understand the reference in museum of pop culture, so they were stuck there for 2 hours looking at stuffs without context.
Then this fucking evening. We all agree to eat one specific restaurant, we got to the area. They decide to check out another restaurant in the area first. Alright... i opened the door, they stalled with their indecisiveness, stood there, right in the open as the waitress is staring at me awkwardly. They decide to go back to the original restaurant that we decided beforehand, okay okay, sure. Got there, as i about to tell the waitress how many seats, they told me to wait, they want to see the menu first. So again, i stood there awkwardly. I sat down with my 2 cousins about my age(the other 2 who can speak somewhat english). Then the relatives told me, what do you guys want to eat?
"I don't mind what to eat, just eat here.'
They mumble to themselves again.
'Want to eat here?'
'Is you guys who are stalling, we decided this restaurant beforehand, why not just go here.'
They talk to themselves again and decide to go back to the other restaurant that i stood dumbfounded in front of the waitress........ so we fucking go back!
Is worse than taking care a bunch of kindergartens, i tell ya. HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY RELATIVES SINCE YOU CAN'T TELL THEM TO STFU AND STOP BITCHING