Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

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Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby Agiel7 » Tue 14 Aug 2012 00:59

Same as before, but this time for air units -

F-14 Pilot: "Hey Rio. Rio. Rio? RIOOO!!!"
F-14 RIO: "WHAAAT?!!!"
F-14 Pilot *in quiet falsetto*: "Danjya zone."

Any fighter pilot: "Don't ask a man if he's a fighter pilot. If he is, he'll tell you, if he's not, you'll only embarrass him."

Any bomber pilot: "Fighter pukes make movies. Bomber pilots make history."

Mig-25: "Let's go this way really fast. If something gets in our way, shoot it."

F-14 and Mig-31: "Reach out and touch somebody."

A-6 pilot and bombardier duet after an airstrike, badly off-key: "The lights are much brighter there. You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go DOWNTOWN!!!"
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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby TankHunter » Tue 14 Aug 2012 01:21

The A6 and that dialogue must be included in this game. In case any planes are equipped for carpet bombing are included I have one:
"Carpet bombing is very accurate, the bombs always hit the ground."
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody else, and nobody was going to bomb them [. . .] They sowed the wind, and now, they are going to reap the whirlwind."

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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby Para911 » Tue 14 Aug 2012 01:56

TankHunter wrote:The A6 and that dialogue must be included in this game. In case any planes are equipped for carpet bombing are included I have one:
"Carpet bombing is very accurate, the bombs always hit the ground."


I'm dying here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Agiel7 wrote:
Mig-25: "Let's go this way really fast. If something gets in our way, shoot it."


I like that one :D

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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby Killertomato » Tue 14 Aug 2012 02:26

A-10: "This is my FAVORITE bathtub."
F-4G: "Where the SAMs at?"
F-15C: "Lord of the wild blue yonder."
SR-71: "Just TRY and catch up." ( :D )
EF-111: "We ain't armed, you know!"
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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby Bacon » Tue 14 Aug 2012 04:11

As long as Ride of the Valkyries makes a reappearance, I don't really care. I fell out of my chair laughing the first time one of my Hinds did that. They've been in my deck ever since.

My Suggestions:
Wild Weasel: "Just shoot at me. You know you want to."
F4 Pilot: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
Prop-Aircraft Pilot (C-130?): "Jets do one thing well: turn 4000 pounds of fuel into noise."
Any Bomber: "Clean-up on aisle four."
Harrier: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
Any Bomber: "There's two types of people in the world: Artillerymen, and the people who bomb them."
MiG-15 (or any outdated aircraft): "I'm getting too old for this s****."

EDIT: Want to add one more:
Anybody: "Uh... Hello? Is this thing on?"

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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby DelroyMonjo » Tue 14 Aug 2012 04:26

B-52 ~ "Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm gonna get them doors open if it hare lips everybody on Bear Creek."

Just rip this one straight from the soundtrack of "Dr Strangelove" while "Johnny Comes Marching Home" plays in the background.
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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby OpusTheFowl » Tue 14 Aug 2012 04:52

F14: "Talk to me Goose."

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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby School Bus » Tue 14 Aug 2012 06:18

Bradley being engaged by air: "We should really strap something on here to shoot at him."

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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby Agiel7 » Tue 14 Aug 2012 07:09

Any pilot (and I mean *any* pilot): "Hey don't blame me, blame the crew chief."

B-52 Pilot to the tune of Cake's "I Bombed Korea": "Red flowers bursting down below us/ Those people didn't even know us/ We didn't know if we would live or die/ We didn't know if we were wrong or right./ I bombed Germany every night."

F-4E Phantom II: "World's leading distributor of Mig parts at your service."
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Re: Write New Dialogue for Wargame - ALB edition

Postby buczer » Tue 14 Aug 2012 07:43

Mig-19/LIM-6: "Attack craft ready to hit a target...not litteraly, I hope."
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